The Planet Song Lyrics

Song By: Matt & Joanna Pace

We all come from a place, the entire human race

Depends upon our planet racing through outer space

And there are eight planets that orbit around the sun

Come on, we’ll introduce you and name them one by one:

Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars

Jupiter, Saturn

Uranus, Neptune

Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars

Jupiter, Saturn

Uranus, Neptune

I’m Mercury, the smallest planet, you see

You humans could never live on me

My atmosphere’s too thin, and I orbit too fast

My days are long (About 60 earth days as a matter of fact)

I am Venus, my atmosphere’s super hot

I spin backwards in a way the earth does not

I’m closest to the earth in distance and size

I have no moons, I hope you can sympathize

I’m earth, the planet that you’re on, ya know

I’m terrestrial, but covered in H20

I collide with things that I can’t avoid

But my atmosphere protects me from meteoroids

I’m Mars and you can jump higher on me

Because I have a third of earth’s gravity

I hear you plan to visit soon

I’ll be your first destination since the moon

I’m Jupiter, with my 79 moon crew

Like Io and S/2003… (J 2!)

Yea, you could say I have a pretty large girth

Here’s a storm twice the size of yo momma, Earth (Ohhh!)

My name’s Saturn, check out my pretty rings

These rings are a few of my favorite things

I’m a giant made of hydrogen and helium

And please, stop hitting me with things

My name’s Uranus, and I’m an ice giant (That’s dope!)

I was the first planet found with a telescope

I rotate backwards, and on my side

I smell like rotten eggs, but that’s just the hydrogen sulfide

I’m Neptune, I’m the windiest planet around

I’ve got supersonic winds… that’s faster than sound

An ice giant with 13 moons

And a dark vortex that may go away soon

I’m Pluto, and I will not be forgotten!

Pluto, Pluto, Pluto, Pluto… beautiful, but, um… yea,

We’ve been over this, and… you’re considered a dwarf planet these days, sooo…

Gurl, I’m the biggest object in the Kuiper Belt

Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars

Jupiter, Saturn

Uranus, Neptune (Sing along, real strong, for the next tune)

Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars

Jupiter, Saturn

Uranus, Neptune

And, I guess, not Pluto